She could definitely have done without her hiking partner grinning as she slipped on a patch of frozen aspen leaves and broke her ankle as soon as the sun set behind the mountain they’d climbed five miles to summit.
She especially could have done without said partner’s attempts to keep her conscious as they waited for Search and Rescue:
“What did the aspen say to his friend who bragged about keeping his leaves year-round? ‘You’re unbe-leaf-able!’
“What did the one aspen say to the other aspen that couldn’t stop talking about his high school football days? ‘You know, you’re a real has-pen.’
“Why was the aspen overjoyed when his wife dropped all her autumn leaves on him? Because he’d always wanted a golden shower!”…
Curses for Most Occasions 
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